Lists. And diarrhea.

I love lists.

So I'm going to share some with you.

The only list I've got right now is a little disgusting, but it's a reality here, so just bare with me.

Nicknames for diarrhea:

Hoobastank.
Pudding Poop.
The Squirts.
The McNasties.
The Runs.
Delhi Belly.
Bloatation.
Projectiles.
The Trotskies.
Fart Fog. (personal favorite)
Explosives.
Backdoor Trots.
Salad Shooter.
Montezuma's Revenge.
Anal Leakage.
Wrong-Way Vomit.
Colon Blow.
Whistlebelly Thumps.
Poop Soup.
Butt Nuggets.
Willies.

I'd like to give a shout out to all my friends on this side of the waters that helped compile this sweet list. If you've got any to add, just send 'em my way.